Hi, my name is Fiona. I am a 25-year-old girl. "My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun" wrote Shakespeare, when he was getting all horny at the thought of his dark-eyed, brunette Dark Lady girlfriend.
None of her clients, as far as we know, has yet written a sonnet in praise of Fiona's beauty, but if they did we're sure the first that would be pointed up would be this stunning young escort's sultry looks.
"Everyone in my family is dark," she says. "It's funny, because people expect girls from the Baltic to be blonde and blue-eyed, and we're not at all - I mean some of us are, but in general most of us look just like Russian girls.
Only, er, a bit sexier maybe..." she giggles. Don't get us started Fiona: choosing between national pride and stunners like you would be just too much for us!